Saturday, 12 September 2015

OLD FORGE, NY - CAMPING IN THE ADIRONDACK MOUNTAINS

CAMPING,  RETRO AMUSEMENT PARKS, & BEARS (GREAT BIG MOTHER BEARS!)



The Moose River - the children were making sounds similar to the mating cry of the moose in this pic
Ahh the majestic beauty of the broad Moose River, meandering its way through the Adirondack mountains...interrupted by the cranky noises made by a family of touristing Canadians.
Two nights of little sleep combined with long, fun filled active days, made the last stop on the return trip home a frustrating and loud affair.
Do not let this image convince you that the PUTP trip to Old Forge was a disaster. This image is more of a byproduct of two great days filled with memories. Let me tell the tale...

Old Forge, NY, is a tiny, touristy, village found nestled in the heart of the Adirondack Mountains. The draw to this place, for the PUTP at least, is the local water/amusement park (Enchanted Forest / Water Safari). Its location, only a three hour drive away, and the affordable (aka cheap) prices are what really seal the deal.

This year's trip was a spontaneous last minute decision. The last few times the family has visited Old Forge they stayed in the small cabins, however, since it was last minute there were only tent sites available. Being experienced tent campers this did not phase them at all...ah, how memories fade (an inside reference to the visit of 2007 where Matt, Jen, and baby Olivia abandoned the tent and slept in the car due to the bears).


DAY ONE 


The fam arrived and set up camp in record time. They ate a tasty dinner of nachos covered in chili and cheese. They explored the wild beauty of the campground. Then they topped the night off with a roaring campfire. 


Classic Canadians playing hockey in the woods


Lake Serene - one example of the natural beauty found in the Adirondacks

NIGHT ONE

 

A quiet snuffling was heard outside. Matt spotted a tiny bear slowly making its way through the nearby campsites. Jen and Matt watched the dark shadow as it made its way closer to the tent. Matt told the bear to 'shoo'. This noise surprised the baby bear causing it to cry out and scramble up the nearest tree - which was directly overtop of the tent! Heavier stomps from a Mama bear came charging toward the tent. Loud, nervous sounding snorts and quiet growls came from Mama. She wanted to know why her baby was scared.
Inside the tent Matt and Jen were more than scared, they were terrified. This seemed liked like a worst-case scenario - what to do when you are between a Mother Bear and its crying cub! 
In this case, putting a thin layer of nylon between yourself and the snorting bear, and remaining deathly quiet was the right answer.
After a minute or two (or what seemed like hours to Matt and Jen) the baby climbed down and the Mama bear calmed down. The continued their hunt for coolers and picnic baskets.
Inside the tent it took much longer to calm down. And, just as they thought all was ok they heard another loud snuffling noise - a second bear was cruising through their campsite. This one, after finding no garbage or coolers, made an attempt to open the van door. Apparently, the campground bears have learned that if they scratch their mighty claws down the side of vehicles the doors will sometimes open!
Sleep did not come that night.


DAY TWO


The sun was out and the weather was hot - an ideal day to go to the water park!
Enchanted Forest Water Safari is a unique place. Half of the park is quaint little houses and statues depicting classic stories like The Three Bear or Hans and Gretel. They are retro, which is just a cool way of saying fifty years old, but, well taken care of.


Paul Bunyan greets you as you enter the park - this is a must have photo!


The Paul Bunyan photo from 2007 - fun to compare the years


Elli posing on the Cinderella carriage
This park is ideal for the young family. It is small, casual, and full of entertainment for all ages.
The small size makes it easy to find parking. By this I mean only feet from the entrance (parking is free I might add). The park is busy, but never feels crowded. The small size is also a plus when you forget the sunscreen in the van - it only takes two to five minutes to make your way out to the parking lot and back. The small crowds make lines for rides either small or non-existent. Yet, for a small park there always seem to be enough to do. There is a tiny train to ride, a petting zoo, midway rides, and dozens of different water slides for all ages...and the PUTP wanted me to mention their all time favourite ride - BUMPER CARS!
Word of warning - with the small lines and the casual atmosphere some of the rides go longer than you'd expect. For eg, instead of a minute or two for the bumper cars, sometimes they go for five or more!



The Enchanted Forest Express
The ol' Flivver ride


Classic carousel


Strange men


The petting zoo - this is not photoshop'd, Olivia really is petting a sheep


The family favourite - Bumper Cars




NIGHT TWO

 

As the family settled around another roaring campfire, finishing up the last s'more before heading off to bed, there was a kerfuffle from the neighboring campsite. As the family looked over, a large dark shadow quietly made its way through the trees - ♪ it was a bear...a great big mother of a bear...♪
Ignoring the yells from nearby campers the bear casually walked through campsite after campsite eventually circling back toward the PUTP's site. Closer and closer it came, until it was about ten feet away from the family, then a loud clap and yell made it rush off into the trees.
That night the tent was left vacant as the family piled into the van and slept...uncomfortably to say the least.


DAY THREE

 

Waking early the family started another active day. The boys killed a couple of early morning hours by walking around the entire campground. Next, the family took to Lake Serene on a paddleboat and enjoyed a quick swim. Just after 11 they were packed up and driving down the busy main street in Old Forge. The village of Old Forge is lined with tourist shops selling wooden bear things, moose inspired signs, wind chimes...that kind of thing. It has an older feeling to it, I suppose since it was developed as a tourist destination fifty years ago, so there is no McDonald's or Starbucks, just small family run seasonal places. It is a nice change from many other tourist spots.


Foot powered cruising on Lake Serene
They stopped for a classic American Diner style lunch at Walt's (a place they have been going to since their first visit).  It's hard to find good tuna melts in Canada, so this greasy spoon is a real treat. The restaurant has a huge counter you can sit at, the walls are covered with signs (many with sarcastic or questionable sayings), and the waitresses still write orders with pen and paper! This is not staged to give a nostalgic feel to the place, this is how the place actually runs.



Walt's on main street right next to the Olive oil store.


Fries with some strange gravy (sorry no cheese, that is a Canadian thing)


Kid's grilled cheese (at a reasonable $3) comes with potato chips!


Fun hot dog!


Ahh, the infamous Tuna Melt!


Sandwich covered in another kind of gravy...yum!
Another fun thing you will find in Old Forge is the garbage cans. With the bear problems they need put armour and locks on the garbage to keep them out.


Bear proof garbage cans

To sum it up - Great camping, awesome day at the water park, yummy tuna melts, and TWO bear stories. This is a trip that will be remember for a lifetime!

**We will try to forget the two sleepless night, combined with action filled days, causing the ride home to be filled with grumpy kids (and parents) making grumpy noises**








Monday, 7 September 2015

GARDEN 2015 UPDATE 6 - ZUCCHINI IS EVICTED

TOMATOES IN, ZUCCHINI OUT

Bowl after bowl of cherry tomatoes are coming into the Place Under the Pine. They are being eaten in all sorts of ways; raw, in salads, in pasta dishes. However, in the next week or two the volume of tomatoes is expected to far exceed the needs of the PUTP. Friends and neighbours may find bags full of cherry tomatoes on their doorsteps.

One of the countless bowls filled with shiny tomato goodness

Here is one of the many vines of tomatoes that will ripen in the next week.
In the last garden update (update five) the zucchini plant was overrunning the garden and was given orders to stop expansion or face a severe cutting. Two weeks later the plant was given a warning trim. This warning was not taken seriously. The growing and spreading did not stop, therefore, drastic measures were taken. In an unprecedented move the garden committee used the Death Shears to enforce an eviction notice.


The 'Death Shears'

The Death Shears in action

The man enforcing the eviction notice - he pulled his socks up for this job
We thank the zucchini for all of the nourishing squashes it gave us. Many meals over the summer were rounded out with BBQ'd zucchini slices. This winter will also be more enjoyable as the zucchini that was grated up and frozen will make some wonderful breads and muffins. Thank you. We expect to see you again next summer.

Freezer - four green pouches of zucchini
Not to be forgotten the Raspberry plant has amazed us again. Shooting a sprout out from between the patio stones metres away from any real soil and/or the garden.

This plant is a survivor

Saturday, 5 September 2015

MATT MAKES BREAD - TAKE THREE

HOMEMADE BREAD - AMISH STYLE

Pine Tree Post | Baking

Inspired by Elizabeth Coblentz's The Amish Cook cookbook (see Matt's book review), Matt copied down a simple sounding bread recipe. So, late last weekend Matt and Olivia were throwing flour, yeast, and other ingredients around the kitchen attempting to make a loaf of bread.

IT WAS A SUCCESS!


The Recipe:

1 package of active dry yeast
1/2 plus 2 cups of warm water or milk
1 heaping tablespoon of lard or shortening
2 tablespoons of sugar
1 tablespoon of salt
7 to 8 cups of all purpose flour

Dissolve yeast in a 1/2 cup of warm water.
Mix lard, sugar, salt, 2 cups of water.
Stir in flour until soft, elastic dough that does not stick to sides of bowl.
Cover dough and let rise until doubles in size (1 hr to 1.5 hrs).
Punch up the dough, divide into 2 balls. Form 2 loaves in greased loaf pans.
Let rise, again, until doubled in size (45 mins to 1 hr)
Bake 325 for 45 mins.


Monday, 31 August 2015

THROW BACK BIRTHDAY BASH circa 1980-1989

30 YEARS AGO TWO MONUMENTAL THINGS HAPPENED - MATT WAS BORN AND THE 80's STARTED!

The PUTP jumped into their Delorean and took a trip back 30 years in celebration of Matty's 30th spin around the sun. 
Synth heavy music, the smell of hairspray, lack of smart phone distractions, moustaches (or whispy attempts at them), OV bottles, the dangling of bangles, pacman around every corner...even the Kool Aid man bursting through a wall! All these things and more filled the PUTPs. Fun reminders of the 80's were everywhere.


The citizens of the PUTP dressed up for the occasion, of course. They are always up for a practical lesson in history - especially fashion history!
No, this is not a throw back Thursday pic!

Every other guest that came also showed their passion for 80's fashion! Totally tubular dudes (and dudettes)

80's ladies.

The men wore more headbands than the ladies!
Madonna anyone?
As a bonus, a few of 'celebrities' made appearances.

The infamous PBS 'happy trees' artist Bob Ross not only showed, but, came bearing a painting of a landscape. Thanks Bob.

Mr Ross & his businesswoman wife.
A young Corey Hart, Bryan Adams, or Billy Idol (nobody actually confirmed his identity) rocked the place with some heavy guitar riffs and speedy neck tapping solos.

Promo picture only - not to be reused without permission

Even that 80's 'game' RUBIX cube grew some legs and walked in.

The original mind-craft game.
Everywhere this motley crew of guests looked 80's decor assaulted the senses.

A random decorated door.
A mirror framed by cassettes


A rubix cube side table
A 'nobody puts baby here' sign and a dead plant (just like Mama used to do 'em in the 80's)



VHS tapes and 80's era candy
Pac Man



Records 


Where is the beef? Outside on the grill.

No place was safe from the flashbacks...even the can.


Garfield and a 1983 Wayne Gretzky book - that there is some good readin'


Who hasn't tried that number?

The official birthday cupcake-cake was garnished with faces of the 80's. Of course, everyone wanted Tom Selleck.


Olivia Newton John, Wayne Gretzky, Vanna White, and Tom

How many faces can you put a name to?

ET, Twisted Sister, Madonna, Rambo, Qbert, Hulk
In the end, a Magnum PI look-a-like snagged the prized Tom Selleck cupcake.

Oh Magnum PI.
Pee Wee Herman




HEY YOU GUYS!
Thanks for stopping by


Extra extra: In an attempt to give you a feel for what the party sounded like...

UltimateEighties internet radio station - All you need to play when having a throw back 80s party. Hear the music we had on the ghetto blaster...also known as the bluetooth speaker (whoops).


Ultimate 80s radio
























Saturday, 8 August 2015

GARDEN 2015 UPDATE 5

Let the Zucchini harvest begin!

The gigantic orange flowers are transforming into zucchs at an alarming rate. It does not seem to matter how quickly these summer squashes are picked they still seem to multiply. Where we find one there are more to come. Not to sound alarmist, but, the zucch plants and their squashy growths are overtaking the garden - the carrots are now hidden under the cover of the oversized zucchini leaves, the tomatoes are struggling to stay tall and rise above this pushy plant, and the kale has all but given up!

These blossoms are resting after a hard day in the sun 
See how this zucchini is pushing into the carrot tops?
All I can see is zucchini leaf
A stern warning has been given to the zucchini plant to pull back its leaves and allow the other plants to enjoy the sun or else a severe cutting will take place. The warning expires in two weeks. The countdown is on.

On a positive note, raspberry season has almost ended. Again the plants gave us so many berries that we had to find alternate uses for them. One thing that uses a ton of berries is a pie. Lolli took this task on and managed to squish six + cups in.

Lolli's pie
Another bowl
The next major crop that is predicted to overwhelm the appetites of the PUTP is cherry tomatoes.

Green tomatoes turn ripe quickly this time of year
I'll eat 'em right outta the garden